And What About Dinosaurs?

  • By juni
  • 17 Apr, 2019

Author Juni Fisher explains, sort of.

Last summer, I was about to I head out on the road for Colorado. It's an annual tour, playing mostly familiar places. And one of my best friends was bugging me to do Instagram. "Instagram?" I said, "I am SO not going to put on lipstick and take selfies and put filters on them and say 'here's another picture of ME.' No. Not doing it."

My friend said "No, no, no, not pictures of YOU, pictures of things in your life and travels. Glimpses into life on the road. Or whatever. Just do it," she said. "And besides, you need something going on when you release your book."

Oh. Yeah. That. I was all in for that. So in the week or so before I headed out, I did photos at the barn. I did videos of how I wrap a horse's leg. How I "bang" a tail on a cowhorse so it is the right length for showing, and how I braid and bag the tail to keep it nice. Oh Good Lord. I get every armchair person who has never done this kind of horse care telling me "Oh you have SHOES on your horse, I never put shoes on my horse" (Yes, honey, we know, we see you ride your mincing horse three times every summer) "Oh I would never braid and put something over my horse's tail, that is their natural protection against flies" (Sweetheart, these are kept horses in clean stalls and pens, with fly control) 

 I reported to my friend that I'd try something different. Now, I have always traveled with a rubber alligator, or a rubber dinosaur on the dash of anything I drive. Have always had alligator and dinosaurs under my Christmas tree (teaches the little angel ornaments to not fall off, lest they be eaten) So I was driving east toward I-70, and stopped to fill a waterbottle, and checked my GPS, and BAM. There stood two of my dinosaurs beside the GPS.  A little positioning,  a view out the windshield, BAM. They got way more attention than anything with a pretty horse.

Fun loving people enjoyed the little scenes. Oh, there were some folks who wrote to me privately to express concern for my mental health, which spurred me to post even MORE dino adventures. They became a sort of 3-D Flat Stanley. With teeth. The other night, a lovely young lady who'd attended a concert gifted me with two tiny rubber dinos, each about an inch long. There's no end to the fun!

I had a bag of little plastic animals. Well, by golly, they became dino snacks. The dinos looked over valleys and rivers, and waded in puddles, and dove headfirst into prairie dog holes. BAM.  And they are always with me anyway, so why not? That's why the dinosaurs. The point is, go have fun. Go play. Go live and laugh. You can't take life too seriously with a dinosaur in your pocket.
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I know the question is well meant. "Oh, you're writing a new BOOK? When's it coming out?" And I'm thrilled people ask. But the answer is not when a book in the first stages of writing will be out, but when that first draft will be done. (Oh, and the answer is "when it's done" and there's a lot of editing and revising and re-editing and re-revising between the first draft and a "pitchable" draft. )

The part about pitching comes next. We take that novel we've written and write a query letter, which conveys the essence of the story into about 300 words, and we see what literary agents or publisher might be interested. Most say no. It's just the way it is. But when some stars align, an agent or publisher who loves the idea of the story asks for a full manuscript, to see if the manuscript delivers what the query promises.  "When's it coming out?" is still the question, and there's not a solid answer yet. 

But some stars aligned in December 2020, and a cool publisher loved the query letter (one page) enough to read the synopsis (three pages) and upon reading those, asked for a full manuscript (300 pages) and read it, and loved it. Then they offered a contract, and we struck a deal. So, the NEW book, INDELIBLE LINK is signed to a publisher.

What's it about? A trapeze artist. That's about all I'm allowed to say right now.

"When's it coming out?" When they're done doing what publishers do. But you can send me an email here:  author@junifisher.com  and I'll make sure you get news when they're ready to release it.

While you're waiting, if you haven't read GIRLS FROM CENTRO, you can get it on Amazon : https://www.amazon.com/Girls-Centro-Juni-Fisher/dp/1683131754/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&am... =  or from my website (and I can sign it!) https://www.junifisher.com/book
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The earth lost an angel about a month ago. Her name was Audrey Griffin. When I went to a friend who'd delivered a touching eulogy at Audrey's memorial service, though, I saw that Audrey had not left us after all. The shining torch had been passed. That torch was passed to Kristen, who spoke with tenderness and honestly about what Audrey had meant to her, and gave us all a vision of what we were to do with that torch of shining light Audrey had left us.

Audrey gained her first taste of the spotlight as a roman rider. On a team, then a trio, then a quintet, and a sextet of white horses, she rode galloping patterns in rodeo arenas in the 1950s. She raised a beautiful family of daughters. She was a sailor (something I didn't know until her memorial service) and she was a horseman to the very last light. Folks would see her truck and trailer all over the Santa Ynez Valley, and say "There goes Audrey," and smile. She'd be hooking up her trailer and loading a good horse at the drop of a hat if there were cattle to gather or move, or sort or brand. She was first to raise her hand when it came time to lend a hand, because she just plain loved horses, and riding, and being a dang good hand, and that she was: a hand.

I first met Audrey about 10 years ago when I met an old friend, Art Green who's managing the Alisal Ranch cattle operation outside Solvang, CA, for lunch in Santa Ynez one day. He brought along my friend and hero Sheila Varian, and this beautiful, shining woman with the most magnificent blue eyes you ever saw. Sheila wanted to know if I could go move some cattle with them the next day. "If you can mount me, I've got my saddle in the camper," I said. True to Sheila fashion, she said "Audrey can!"

Now, I am very very sensitive to people's horses, and I turned to this woman I'd just met, laughing and said, "I'm so sorry, Audrey. You don't know me from Adam, but it was sure nice of Sheila to offer your horse." Audrey Griffin, member of the Cowgirl Hall of Fame, never missed a beat.

"You can ride my bridle horse, I'll ride my filly tomorrow." And the next day, I jogged out across the morning mist with Cowgirl Hall of Famers Sheila Varian and Audrey Griffin on either side of me. Slice of heaven right there. The thing was, if Sheila said I was okay, then I was okay by Audrey too. The other thing was this: Audrey Griffin just plain loved everybody. She'd hug you and look into your eyes and you knew that if there were angels on earth, they had silver hair, a cowboy hat, sparkling blue eyes and their lipstick was the perfect shade. That was Audrey.

When she passed, she was sitting on a good horse, dressed to the nines, moving cattle. That was how she always said she wanted to go: to be on a good horse and have her lights just go out. God was listening. And when Audrey rode off into her last sunset on earth, she left some stardust on all of us. Thank you, my beautiful friend. You left plenty of stardust for everyone you ever touched.


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