

A few weeks ago, a voice mail pops up on my phone. This caller’s production company’s producers and directors, he says, are interested in “your book GIRLS FROM CENTRO, and we want to talk to you about making a movie based on our book.”
That’s the dream of many authors, right? While I do have that novel registered with several archival sites that cater to film directors seeking fresh stories, my red flag is popping in the wind by the time his message ends. Why? The language of the book to movie process used by the caller is wrong, and the means of communication is more than suspicious.
Yes, could be the guy was dumbing down the language to get a naïve person excited, since the words “option, screenplay, rights” and so forth may not be familiar to someone who has not done any homework about these things. And some people are “pick up the phone and call” people.
I let my red flag keep doing its job and dial the number. Rings once and shuts off. Dial again, same thing. Wait 10 minutes, dial again, and it rings 7 times, goes to “user busy.”
Google the name of the production company and there they are on a scam report, four times in recent weeks. A week later, another voice mail: they are still excited about my book, he’ll call back Monday. Monday goes by. Tuesday, another voice mail asks me to text him what time we can talk. I text the number, tell him “Right now,” because I’m prepared. By now, I know that when I don’t have a screen play ready to send, he is going to offer to “split the cost” of writing a screenplay, and he has a writer ready, of course. And it will only be $10,000 for my half. These people have balls, I give them that.
I know he expects me to be squealing with glee that they want to make a movie based on my book, but my sensibility won’t let me fake the glee he expects. I keep asking him what his proposal is, and he starts blabbering how much they might pay in film rights, so I ask him to email me his proposal, his website, etc. Now the story changes: it’s not producers and directors that love the book, it’s his SCOUTS and we need to prepare a proposal in the next 5 weeks, since “we have your book on our top fifteen list, and we want to pitch it to directors and producers to sell the rights.”
Every time I ask for clarification on this, he starts babbling. He’s used to people who DON’T have a clue. I ask him again to email me his information and proposal. He emails a link to a website for a production company in GB that IS legit and has offices in Europe. But guess where they DON’T. That’s right, in Hollywood where he claims to be. I look up the building, on google maps, and PING, here’s a list of who does business in leased offices in that building. Nobody by that company name or his name. But to be sure, I contact the building manager who tells me he gets a call a week about this company or this guy.
Why am I relaying this story? Because while I don’t want to step on a pile of bull poop, it’s good to know where it is. I’ve sent this clown an email telling him when he’s ready to negotiate, my lawyer and I will meet him at his office in Hollywood. And while I suspect he is not even in this country, if he is in the Los Angeles area, with enough paper trail, the right authorities may be able to shut down one more scammer.